Crowbar - Mug
So a crow walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and just shakes his head. The crow says, "Look, man, no funny business, I just want a piña colada." The bartender sighs, makes the drink, and puts it in front of the crow. He looks at the crow expectantly. The crow sips the drink. The bartender says, "I know the setup of a joke when I see one. Lay it on me." The crow takes another sip, then says, "What do you mean?" "I mean, you're a crow, this is a bar, I can see where this is headed." The crow says, "You hassle all your customers like this?" The bartender says, "Seriously, after the things I've seen?" He sighs and turns to stare into the middle distance, swept away by shadows of terrible jokes past. The crow continues sipping his drink, but the bartender says nothing. Finally, the crow says, "Hey, I don't mean to pry..."
More details
- Ceramic
- Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: So Many Moving Parts
- Email: smmp-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.